Saturday, August 21, 2010

Girls do you carry a football in your car, in case you are pulled over for speeding?

So you can tuck it under your dress and play on the sympathies of the cop.Girls do you carry a football in your car, in case you are pulled over for speeding?
It's not the football you need. It's the extra wad of cash.


*nudge*nudge*


Girls do you carry a football in your car, in case you are pulled over for speeding?
no a basketball
no I just tell them I was going to the doughnut shop's special sale
what? no? footballs dont look like pregnant women

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